Is the abortion debate frying up your "personhood" eggs from the inside? Is the slow economy boiling your blood and making your huge stack of bills too hot to handle? Then you need one of my obviously unofficial Mitt Romney Rally Oven Mitts to protect you from all the heat! Do you want to be the ONLY one of your friends at the Mitt Romney rally without an oven mitt over your hand? While everyone else in the crowd is raising their mitts while shouting "Mitt! Mitt! Mitt!", do you really want to be singled out by Mitt Romney himself for not having yours on? Imagine the embarassing, awkward joke he might make about you!
Let the knowing, tender, compassionate eye of Mitt Romney I've painted on each oven mitt watch over you as you proudly wave it around on election day after a resounding Republican victory followed by a hearty taco and enchilada VICTORY FEAST! All oven mitts are hand-painted and signed by me, Taco Werewolf. I know that ever since Mitt Romney declared his candidacy for President that oven mitts have been all the rage, but this one is definitely the coolest.
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