August 17th, 2012 "On Stage With Oven Mitt Man"
by Taco Werewolf
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18"x24" acrylic painting on 1/8" thick piece of Masonite
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Mitt Romney's mysterious Mormon spiritual master, "Oven Mitt Man," begins to train the former governor in mass psychology mind control techniques which involve carefully crafted Mexican food metaphors intended to lure Latino voters over to the Republican side of the aisle/border. At a Rally in Arizona, home of the infamous "Papers, please" anti-immigration law, in front of many Latino voters, some legal and some not, Mitt Romney takes the stage as the evil, manipulative Oven Mitt Man hides behind the curtain whispering commands and pulling the strings of his puppet, Mitt Romney "The Oven Mitt Candidate."
"Oven Mitt Man" suggests to Romney to begin the rally with the hypnotic phrase, "The economy is like a pan of enchiladas. When it gets too hot, you need an oven mitt!" which instantly brainwashes the crowd, compelling them to raise the free oven mitts they were given by Romney aides up in the air while shouting "Mitt! Mitt! Mitt!" All the while, as Mitt Romney gives his speech which is laced with serpentine and labrynthine words and phrases involving Mexican food metaphors, the crowd becomes hungrier and hungrier. Romney's oven mitt-headed security guards then roll out giant cans of nacho cheese sauce and salsa and put them both in the middle of the crowd. Romney's speech, with its careful combination of figurative Mexican food references and detailed, literal descriptions of the flavor and texture of real tacos and enchiladas works the crowd into a roaring, howling appetite. Those who try to eat any of the salsa and nacho cheese sauce during Romney's loooong speech are harshly rebuked by security until the candidate finishes speaking, when the crowd's hunger FINALLY is allowed to be satiated. By this time the salsa and cheese sauce tastes so good on the famished crowd's tongues that they look upon the stage at Mitt Romney like he is a GOD and are therefore more than eager to vote for him!
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